There was an auto-generate app that showed up on Facebook called “What Would I Say.” It used an algorithym and sifted through all the words you’ve ever used on Facebook (paying particluar attention to phrases, so that the results would make a kind of sense) and spat out with the click of a button what Bot-You would post as a status. This kind of word game tickles me pink so I of course abused this power ad naseum and everyone friended to me got an earful (eyeful). Today when it showed back up in my feed (“Memories” from 2017, 2016, and 2015) I thought some of this might make decent idea generation and/or writing prompt material. So if you get a laugh out of the below, great. If you get a story starter or a fun idea and write with it, even better. And if you’re weird like me and love this kind of thing too, here’s the link. Play, my lovelies, play!
Jobe (and Jobe-Bot)
If anyone is in bloom already!
See also, a mask and coat full of rats.
Hate has been.
When your kitchen smells the best for miles!
Me too, I’m going to be present and accountable today.
Natural colors where ARE THOSE OPTIONS
Yay my friends gave you two swords instead of just saying it’s a thing.
Even if you don’t see why this is a no.
Calling all angels, upcoming Women’s Day without a stop to all of it?
In dire need to read this.
You know red, valentine, etc? Nerds warm my heart.
She is so nervous poor darlings.
And then they were just sitting there with our story.
In the separate sections I believe me.
Thanksgiving visit to my hair.
I’m supposed to be visiting in the wrong thing where I love you all.
Lip bite is code for awesome.
I’m supposed to tag 5 ladies to do.
Can you believe how many episodes you’ve watched in Jack’s life?
2009 Chevy Malibu with a poly group and the rainbow.
ROFL Sounds like a cute lil Malk but she tastes bad.
You definitely made a Ta Da.
Mowin’ the lawn like a top yellow but they go until you’re 50 or 60. You bleed a day off because you want a custom me doll versions of us.
I bet your kitchen smells the best I could do.
Mowin’ the garage into a bedroom.
Lip bite is nice to me.
Happy Six years, I dreamt Jasper and Izzy were superintelligent, capable of the twentyfirst century.
When I dream I’m going to that upcoming novel from Chase Night? Honestly, I got everybody here.
Jack and Arkansas can be damned annoying.
Hers is forest with love I got married. 1 year ago we signed a lease with rage, and petting my baby!
And I was a lesbian.
Pros, cons, and the ink blots washed out.
Tell me if you’re willing to be a dick?
Just my brain wandering about, the episode 21 really got 4+ dudes to sleep.